Tuesday, December 19, 2006

BEST ACTING-PERFORMANCES EVER

(according to Scara!)

TO BE EDITED...AND UPDATED...CONTINUOUSLY:

Det var med en viss indignasjon og stigende AGGRESJON at jeg ble sittende å lese på følgende liste over Premiere's vurdering av tidenes beste rolleprestasjoner på film... http://www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.23334/Movies

Mest fordi Premiere er slikt et prestisjetungt og VIKTIG magasin som siteres både her og der, f.eks. på Imdb, og fungerer som referanseguide for drøssevis med filmfolk...og casting-agenter og...ja, tenk på skuespillerne selv...på deres forbilder...på alle menneskers forbilder...og hva faen er det de tenker med?! Hvor er....ja....alle de andre??? Uansett, til saken: jeg ble såpass arg over denne listen at jeg bestemte meg for å sette opp min egen...! Rett og slett fordi jeg syntes det var en del som MANGLET!

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So, here's Scaramouche's own list of people she finds should have been included and should have reached a HIGHER rating on a list of best acting-performance-in-a-movie ever...I admit that they are all from favourite movies of mine, but seriously - there is a reason why they ARE favourites! (And I am also in the making of an all-time-favourite-moviescenes as well!!! Hang on in there - more to come!)

  • Gerard Butler in Phantom of the Opera (Hello...! SHAME ON YOU!!!)
  • Uma Thurman in Kill Bill 1&2 (WHERE was the OSCAR-commitee?)
  • Marlon Brando in The Godfather (...he obviously should've made them an offer they couldn't refuse!)
  • Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean (I mean, 79th place? What the heck???)
  • Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter (...and even worse: 88th place!!!???)
  • Charles Bronson in Once Upon a Time in the West (Obviously)
  • Steve McQueen in Bullitt (The look says it all!)
  • Jean Reno in Leon (!!!!!!!)
  • Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta
  • Willem Dafoe in Platoon
  • Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca
  • Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge (Puppy eyes in person)
  • John Travolta in A love song for Bobby Long
  • Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation
  • Nicole Kidman in The Hours
  • Warren Beatty in Bonnie and Clyde
  • Sandra Bullock in Murder by Numbers
  • Pam Grier in Jackie Brown (Big mistake, Premiere! BIG TIME!)
  • Meryl Streep in The Bridges of Madison County & Out of Africa (...come ON!)
  • Clint Eastwood (generally, too much ABSENT!) in The Good, the Bad & The Ugly
  • Omar Sharif in Doctor Zhivago
  • Juliette Binoche in The English Patient
  • Mark Hamill in the Star Wars Trilogy
  • Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves & The Bodyguard
  • Audrey Tautou in Amelie (I AM APPALLED!!!)
  • Anthony Hopkins in The Mask of Zorro
  • Patricia Arquette in True Romance
  • Jack Nicholson in The Departed (Might be excused, since this was after the list was made...but still included by ME!)

and I could go on like this...forever! Premiere Magazine, you SUCK! AAARGH!

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