Thursday, September 14, 2006

Realizations! (A film-review actually...)

The previous chapter being entitled "two recommendations", I found it appropriate to name this one "realizations" - more or less as a direct opposite. Not saying that I am wiser or in possesion of more insight today than I was at former occasions, however; I would simply like to point out how I feel more aware, at this moment, of the ongoing incidents of my life... That might sound excessively poetic, and I admit I do strive to be quite like the poets whose works I continuously induldge in, but isn't it a bit - amusing?

Anyway! (And I like that word...) I came to realize there are stereotypes in this world remarkably constant and seemingly unalterable. No; this was more of a conclusion, actually, and it was caused by the watching of an American movie called "The sweetest thing". Well, the impression I was left with after the finishing of the credits was in fact faaaar from sweet. I'd rather say "grave". I do not intend to claim that the experience was wholly cruel or intimidating, too speak bluntly I was just disappointed. The main attraction of the movie, Cameron Diaz featured as the archetypal, silly BLONDE, with two equally archetypal friends, the BRUNETTE and the BLACK-HAIRED. They were all cast and styled and portayed in the most archetypal, boring ways imaginable. A hippie-surfergirl-dancer, a suit-wearing, classic, wannabe-ironic chic and a calmer, unlucky, seeminly-charming cashier. Exactly.

I could predict every, single step of the movie as it went along, and the ending was also - unsurprisingly - unoriginal. Although it was a bit relieving, since it marked the END of the tragedy. Of course, as a comedy, it did have its moments. Connections to well-known movie-classics, some musical-like sequences, even an obvious reference to Thelma & Louise...But in the end, "The sweetest thing" couldn't live up to those classics at all; it was plainly embarassing at times.

And my question is; why - and how! - do people construct movies like these, and for which audience to the creators believe they create them? The silly chic-lit-lookalike plots, the "sweet guy" who must be regained, the three friends who reunite at the end to share experiences and reconsider their life-styles, they girl who doesn't want to commit but falls head-over-heels and discovers she wants to marry this stranger-suddenly-turned-Love Of Her Life after all... My goodness, I do not even have to include a plot summary; it must be evident to anyone what happens next! And I hate it. I really do. Because I suspect watching this kind of movie is common entertainment and source of relaxation for plenty of people (women? is it really made for women??? I am not sure I want to know for sure...) out there.

Plotless, pointless, dangerous fun, that is. Dangerous, since it makes us uncritical and unconscious of quality; it makes us lazy and unaware of how the society creates norms. For instance; I am absolutely incapable of identifying with any of the women in this movie. (Least of all Cameron Diaz's character who is a blonde like myself.) I hope every girl is. But we are SUPPOSED to identify and care for them. Cheer for the characters during their everyday-struggles and as they encounter more serious problems. And if this IS girls' entertainment, I tell you - we deserve better. We deserve quality. Even for a romantic comedy - I mean, who said they have to be low-grade? All audiences and people with any kind of preferences deserve good stories and original characters they can relate too. Everyone deserves better than this, anyway, when paying for a cinema ticket. Indeed; I am delighted to know that the cable-TV where I live is FREE. Or else I would be furious.

So, after this extensive summary and commentary of this stupid, stupid, stupid, archetypal movie-shit, I'd like to round off by saying:

Goddamn you, sometimes - Hollywood. AAARGH!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tell min store overraskelse oppdaga je at je er første tell å komma mæ en kommentar her, no je er jøtt overaska over, i grunn...
Sia je har såpass store komplekser ovafor språk som engelsk og at du strengt tatt itte prater latin(itte det at noen av vatikanets 800 innbyggere, eller noen katolske prester har slike sider som prioritert læsastoff), høll je meg tell hadlæning...
Nå kan du i allefall itte sia at je itte tørr å skrive no...så det så, tullejentEN!!!:P
Kort kommentar over det je har sett på så langt; en film je aldri har hørt om, aldri kjæm tell å se eller no lignede i al overskuelig framtid, MEN du kan gjerne få komma mæ en liten analyse av Attila og/eller Casino Royal...om du klarer å ITTE sikle på/knuse kåvre:P

...ellers lever je i bæste velgående som politiskflyktning.